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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #96 on: 13:05 - 19 April, 2019 »
 :ohyeah

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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #94 on: 18:16 - 17 April, 2019 »
A pigs brain was today partially revived following confirmation that the pig was dead. A comparative study was undertaken with a living pigs brain although the living pigs brain displayed no consciousnesses, conscience, ethics, empathy or morality which scientists attributed to the use of Donald Trumps Pig brain. Whilst the obese fascist was being studied scientists introduced electrical impulses which caused the tiny hands to grope the genitals of nearby scientists whilst increased electricity resulted in instinctive Nazi salutes. Scientists were dismayed to learn that both pigs brains were seduced by David Cameron and one releasing copious quantities of endorphins at being the centre of attention. The studies have ceased
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« Reply #93 on: 22:02 - 20 March, 2019 »
What is the world coming to eh? Eh? Eh? When you can’t even share a bit of good old racist banter without a top cop pointing out the obviousness of a racist press fomenting racist views? Eh? Eh? Eh? Yes, ethnically diverse and no doubt a new target of smeer for his ethnicity (which explains his distorted views on racism, eh? Eh? Eh?) Neil Basu, has highlighted that hate filled shite printed each day in tabloids for consumption by the barely sentient is the same hate filled shite found on social media and that tabloid shite printing the thoughts of hate filled racists has no place in a civilised society. The super soaraway Sun printed it’s reposte claiming the notoriously racist rag was in actual fact merely educating its racist readers with a racists racism to show them how racist a racist is wot then murders people which ain’t terrorism cos that’s wot they do innit and not us? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Well done Mr Basu
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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #92 on: 11:50 - 9 February, 2019 »
Morbidly obese racist rapist “Sir” Philip “welfare thieving” Green has bought the expensive “honesty” of a legal team who are apparently convinced that the vicious tubby dwarf is in fact a playful and lighthearted thug whose abuse and greed are a simple misinterpretation of his otherwise exemplary Christian & British values. The mystery remains as to why the wealthy fat c :censored t can’t afford to buy a neck to separate his greasey & chavvy head from his porcine body.
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« Reply #91 on: 11:11 - 24 January, 2019 »
That's making me dream of things  ::)

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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #90 on: 10:30 - 24 January, 2019 »
That sucks.
Apart from his hand dryers; they blow.

Even they suck at one end....
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« Reply #89 on: 09:19 - 24 January, 2019 »
That sucks.
Apart from his hand dryers; they blow.

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« Reply #88 on: 22:03 - 23 January, 2019 »
Not really a fan of any of them but wish the sweet things the very best of sugar coated wishes
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« Reply #87 on: 19:50 - 23 January, 2019 »
That sucks.
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« Reply #86 on: 17:10 - 23 January, 2019 »
I take it you're not keen on him then?

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« Reply #85 on: 22:29 - 22 January, 2019 »
Wealthy deformed inbred James Dysoon is taking his unreliable transparent and infant coloured plastic shit to a Far Eastern place to better suit his British flag waving love of Brexit. Similar to the spineless traitor Jacob Piss Mogg whose wealth is firmly secured outside of his dear old Blighty the lisping and sneering Dimsum wants everyone to believe he is a true patriot. I don’t know if that miserable Putin lookalike c :censored t Phil “one shit wonder” Collins did ever leave the UK when Labour were elected but if Drysoon can fill several shipping containers with UKIP’ers and fervent Brexiteers angry at not securing a “no deal” Brexit who want to leave Britain perhaps the chaos at the ports might mean they’ll all suffocate in a container because of the delays. One can only hope.
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« Reply #84 on: 22:15 - 18 January, 2019 »
Pissed up Pensioner Prince Filipino Prangs Passer-by

Wealthy sponging immigrant who married a German called “Windsor” wot half-witted flag waving Brits love smashed to f  :censored ck his own motor. The inbred c :censored t was travelling so fast that his multi million pound security arrived at the scene of the accident after the senile f :censored cker celebrated his next birthday.

“Yah, I had the Ranger on two wheels as I gunned it outta my crib at Sanders (Sandringham not morbidly obese Sarah) when some fu  :censored ing pleb got in the way. Anyway the taxpayer can sort it all out. Quite a fuss about nothing given Andrew’s a peado but hey ho tally ho”.

Proving Prince Filipino has the common touch of the common man a local police officer said “we’ll brush this one under the carpet and arrest some darkies to make everyone happy again and nobody will ever know that anything  ever happened”.
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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #83 on: 09:13 - 7 August, 2018 »
These muslimics have no sense of humour. Sent them back to Muslimistan or Islamistine or whatever country they came from.
We want are cuntry back.

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Re: News of the Word
« Reply #82 on: 09:08 - 7 August, 2018 »
All the Gammons were on LBC this morning saying how Boris was just Boris and that his letterbox 'joke' was polical correctness gone made because all these Islamics don't have a sense of humour when it comes to people taking the piss out of their religion.

Oh well... When you put it like that, they must be right.
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