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Author Topic: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)  (Read 756 times)

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Offline Readmarx

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #16 on: 01:54 - 3 September, 2019 »
No... she’ll add the hand cream to make the tugging a bit smoother and pleasurable for the paying customer
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #15 on: 07:07 - 2 September, 2019 »
You mean that she’ll catch a handful of fisherman’s phlegm.

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #14 on: 09:55 - 1 September, 2019 »
For a penny she’ll add a dollop of hand cream
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #13 on: 08:16 - 1 September, 2019 »
At least it’s his wife... and only her hand.

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #12 on: 17:43 - 30 August, 2019 »
Lucky you, it's a sharp tug from a wrinkly handed fisherman's wife round our way
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #11 on: 12:48 - 30 August, 2019 »
A dusky maiden comes forth to put the nozzle in the hole.
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #10 on: 23:25 - 29 August, 2019 »
For the middle aged customer an elasticated filler cap?
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #9 on: 12:27 - 28 August, 2019 »
I don't just use any fuel, I use M&S fuel.
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #8 on: 22:37 - 23 August, 2019 »
Yup
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #7 on: 00:04 - 23 August, 2019 »
Fuel's already way too cheap.

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #6 on: 22:18 - 22 August, 2019 »
Pleasure guys. Tracey was only ever run on shell v power

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #5 on: 21:29 - 22 August, 2019 »
Has ET been hacked by Moneysupermarket.co m?
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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #4 on: 10:17 - 22 August, 2019 »
Do they do delivery?


I don’t like using stupidmarket fuel. I know that it all comes from the big 5 refineries, but prefer Shell, BP etc...
And as I didn’t but a bike for economy, I don’t mind paying an extra quid for a full tank.

Ditto  :eat

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #3 on: 09:04 - 22 August, 2019 »
Do they do delivery?


I don’t like using stupidmarket fuel. I know that it all comes from the big 5 refineries, but prefer Shell, BP etc...
And as I didn’t but a bike for economy, I don’t mind paying an extra quid for a full tank.

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Re: Cheap Petrol thus weekend (Aug bank holidays 2019)
« Reply #2 on: 08:54 - 22 August, 2019 »
Do they do delivery?